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Film, "The Rover": Dude, Where's My Post-Apocalyptic Landscape?

"The Rover": Dude, Where's My Post-Apocalyptic Landscape?

By now the world needs another after-the-apocalypse movie only slightly more than it needs an actual apocalypse. Yet Animal Kingdom director David Michôd will not be denied his lawless near-future Outback, where tough violent men drive really dirty trucks and…
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Film, Film Feature The 2013 Esseffies: Our Film Awards of Dubious Distinction

The 2013 Esseffies: Our Film Awards of Dubious Distinction

The Oscars are almost here! Are you excited? Neither are we, and that's why we'd like to humbly offer up our alternative awards: the Esseffies. The voiceless labiodental fricative makes it more fun to say than "Oscars," and we hope…
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Film, "Cosmopolis": Limoing Through the Mind of a Master of the Universe

"Cosmopolis": Limoing Through the Mind of a Master of the Universe

Boyishly lean, with a brooding angularity that suggests both high maintenance and nefarious vacancy, Robert Pattinson has managed to fill the role of a grade-A male sex symbol without ever evincing anything like carnal energy, to top the Hollywood A-list…
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Film, Feature Falling Man: David Cronenberg's Vision of the Cosmopolis

Falling Man: David Cronenberg's Vision of the Cosmopolis

One of the most interesting things about Cosmopolis, writer/director David Cronenberg's extraordinary adaptation of Don DeLillo's novel by the same name, is that it's based on the first script Cronenberg has both written and shot since 1999's eXistenZ. Additionally, Cronenberg's…
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Film, "Bel Ami": He's Pretty Vacant

"Bel Ami": He's Pretty Vacant

What could be hotter than a bed-hopping bodice-ripper in which the movie hunk of the moment plows through three of the sexiest actresses of the 1990s? Most everything, it turns out. This tepid adaptation of Guy de Maupassant's novel tells…
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Dining, SFoodie Robert Pattinson Plays Dirty with Elephants, Soy Will Not Give a Guy a Rack

Robert Pattinson Plays Dirty with Elephants, Soy Will Not Give a Guy a Rack

• Listen, I know you want to get freaky with Robert Pattinson, but please don't go see Water for Elephants, because it looks like some crazy elephant…
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Film, Moping at the Moon

Moping at the Moon

Bella: I'm coming. Edward: I don't want you to. — The Twilight Saga: New Moon Worry not for the purity of your tween girls, global mothers. Where Catherine Hardwicke's lively, irreverent take on the first book in the Twilight series…
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