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Music, All Shook Down 5 Reasons Kid Rock is The (Absolute Fucking) Worst

5 Reasons Kid Rock is The (Absolute Fucking) Worst

Since you probably don't read Libertarian Yokel Monthly, you might not be aware of developments in the life of animate fedora with a ponytail attached, Kid Rock. We try not to talk about him if we can help it,…
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Calendar, Night&Day The Art of Change

The Art of Change

Modifying things with the hope they'll look or perform better is nothing new. Look at sports cars, body piercings and tattoos, and Pamela Anderson. An art form based on this idea is becoming more common – toy modification. You might…
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Music, All Shook Down Divorces Galore: Eight Musical Couples We Wish Were Still Together

Divorces Galore: Eight Musical Couples We Wish Were Still Together

Since Monday, media everywhere has been agog at the news that Kim Kardashian and her husband of just 72 days are getting divorced. If you ask us, that union was doomed from the get-go. Anyone who watches Keeping Up With…
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Music, Take Cover

Take Cover

A snotty music critic's hypothesis: No relevant artist releases a covers album. Several supporting examples have dropped in 2007 alone, and we'll get to those in a minute. Contrary evidence is scarce, but Exhibit A for the defense is Patti…
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Music, All Shook Down

Quit Bitching: Tuesday Night Picks

My apologies for the irregularity of nightly events. Like a tweaker holding an empty baggie, thinking about what could have been but never was, I am ashamed of myself. For that I apologize. Sigh. But now I present to you…
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Culture, Books Cover Up

Cover Up

The other night on Stacked (oh please, you know you're curious) the bookstore employee played by Pamela Anderson traded insults in Yiddish with a formerly ugly old friend played by Jenny McCarthy. This was after the two characters felt each…
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News, Matt Smith

Little People Win!

There was once a young bureaucrat named Tony who worked as executive assistant to the mayor of a small city. He spent his days following his boss to ribbon cuttings, speeches, and any other grip 'n' grin where there was…
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Film, Farrah  to Poor

Farrah to Poor

The opening credits of Charlie's Angels hint at a movie that never appears in the film's expurgated 94 minutes; the tease is too soon rendered a disappointment. A Mission: Impossible-style prelude suggests a live-action cartoon as directed by Robert Altman;…
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Calendar, Halloween

Slap Shots

Porn to Be Mild Tommy Lee, tattooed drummer for the heavy metal band Motley Crue, sits buck naked on a powerboat knifing its way through an unknown body of tropical water. His young bride, model/thespian Pamela Anderson, also starkers, lounges…
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