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REAL ASTROLOGY For an Unreal World

Aries (March 21-April 19): Stop punishing yourself. Profess your love on one knee. Sing your favorite commercial in your most reverent tone of voice. "Accidentally" drop an open-faced peanut butter and jelly sandwich on the floor in the power…
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