Mere seconds before the "Shit X says" meme goes the way of the Pomplamoose cover, the irreverent coffee-culture bloggers at Sprudge.com have
made a "Shit Baristas Say" video, filmed at Four Barrel and starring Ian Hunter Anderson, one of its actual, genuine baristas.
"We have cream and sugar out but they're just props." "Actually, I only serve this in ceramic." "Where's my Washed Out album?" It's a hell of a lot funnier than the "
Shit Southern Gay Guys Say" and almost, but not quite as, true to life as "
Shit White Girls Say to Black Girls." And for those of you worried about whether your barista is mocking you, if you hear any of these things coming out of his/her mouth, you're not being paranoid.