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2. Mashed Potatoes.
Get some russet potatoes at Grocery Outlet and throw in either some olive oil or butter, salt, pepper, and a little cream, and you're done. If this dish costs more than 50 cents a serving, stop putting gold leaf in it, fancy! Also, I don't think you belong here, get out. If you need it to be even cheaper, leave out the olive oil and cream and just tell everyone you're on a diet and to LAY OFF. People don't mess with women who are hardcore enough to diet through the holidays. If you need more mashed potato inspiration, check out this list of classic and insane variations.
1. Stuffing
Girl, all stuffing is is stale bread. CHA-CHING!
