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6. Wigs. Once people have giggled over the idea of me wearing a mask, they suggest I wear a wig when I visit restaurants where the staff might recognize me. No, really, they insist when I shake my head. Haven't you read Ruth Reichl's memoirs? Then I remind them of what a man wearing a wig usually looks like.
Tags: Anton Ego, Gael Greene, Jonathan Gold, Michael Bauer, restaurant critics, Robert Sietsema, Image
