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Wednesday, April 6, 2011

The 8 Sexiest Men on TV Cooking Shows

Posted By on Wed, Apr 6, 2011 at 3:02 PM

Producers of food TV don't just care if a guy can cook ― most stars of cooking shows these days have to be hot enough to make viewers' plasmas sweat. Behold, SFoodie's countdown of the eight sexiest male chefs currently taking up space on our DVRs, dudes with the power to sear our tenderloins with little more than a long, slow look into the camera. (Note to straight men and queer or bicurious women: Relax ― we'll be bringing you their estrogen-pumped counterparts in a future post.)

8. Ludo Lefebvre

click to enlarge Ludo Lefebvre. - CAROLINE ON CRACK/FLICKR

He has tattoos, a hot French accent, and millions of men and women dying to taste his pop-up. Chef Ludo is the complete package, and he has a girl ― top lawyer, Apprentice contestant, and Playmate ― who'd make any straight guy green with envy. This L.A. power couple accept reservations on Twitter, and are taking pop-up phenomenon LudoBites around the country for a show called Ludo Bites America, debuting on the Sundance Channel this summer. Need a piece of this hot chef right now? Head to Bravo for Top Chef Masters reruns.

7. Jamie Oliver

click to enlarge Jamie Oliver. - SUZIE KATZ/FLICKR

Forever known as the Naked Chef, Oliver hasn't ever actually let himself be filmed naked (far as we know). Bummer. Oliver's a fine lad with a heart of gold, cute despite lacking any hint of a tan. His passion for fighting childhood obesity and bureaucratic school boards on Food Revolution makes us proud, though, and he'll always have that special boyish charm despite being the father of four. After all, his kids have names even unicorns napping under rainbows couldn't have dreamed up: Poppy Honey Rosie, Daisy Boo Pamela, Petal Blossom Rainbow, and Buddy Bear Maurice. Aww.

6. Rocco DiSpirito

click to enlarge Rocco DiSpirito, with a woman who won't be seeing his perfect penis. - DINEMAG/FLICKR
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  • Rocco DiSpirito, with a woman who won't be seeing his perfect penis.

DiSpirito was the star of one of the first food reality TV shows, The Restaurant. He was a hunk and a half, but what we remember most was wanting to try his mother's meatballs, the must-have dish at every table on the series. Boy, did they look good. Fast-forward a few years and it turns out something was looking even better: Match.com columnist Whitney Casey revealed that DiSpirito has the perfect penis ― "like a Viagra version of the statue of David," Casey told Howard Stern. Boy, does that sound good.

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