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Friday, December 11, 2009

Worse Than Fruitcake: Foodie Gifts That Make You Long for a Lump of Coal

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4. Personalized Casserole Dish
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Imagine the embarrassment if you served a subpar kugel in this dish?

3. UB40 Food for Thought DVD
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Give it to someone you don't love with a bottle of red, red wine.

2. Candy G-String
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Somehow, we don't think adorning your lady-parts with hunks of sugar is such a great idea.

1. Novelty Apron
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Novelty aprons, be they of the sexy chef variety or the cutesy ("Kiss the cook!") are always unappetizing, but we find this steroidal, Union Jack variant particularly disturbing.

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