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Monday, October 19, 2009

Doggy Bag: Chez Stoner

Posted By on Mon, Oct 19, 2009 at 5:41 PM

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Our favorite morsel from the blogs.

Go ask Alice: Eater spotted a from-across-the-pond profile of Alice Waters from Elfreda Pownall at Telegraph.co.uk. Of course, "Elfreda Pownall" is one of those Anglo-queeny drag tags, like Dame Edna Everage or Susan Boyle (we kid, we kid: of course Ms. Pownall is real). Still, drag queen though she isn't, the author does swing a bit pervy when it comes to the toke-and-grope scene that was Chez Panisse in the early 1970s. Like this:

At first laid-back hippydom prevailed at Chez Panisse. Most decisions were collective, staff took time off to 'find' themselves and waiters would occasionally take a toke on a joint in the kitchen, exhaling as they walked through the dining-room's swing door (though in those days many of the customers were in their own drug haze, too). Chez Panisse was a small inward-looking group of friends; there were lots of parties and celebrations, lots of wonderful food and lots of sex.
We've been there before, of course, thanks to the very angry Thomas McNamee's 2007 bio of Alice. And, sorry Ms. Pownall, but some of your wording bears a strong resemblance to Mr. McNamee's (Alice Waters and Chez Panisse, hardcover edition, page 54):
It was quite unremarkable for a waiter lofting a tray to suck back a last-minute toke before plunging through the swinging door to the dining room, exhaling as he plunged. It was hardly remarkable to the customers either, many of whom had arrived already ripped to the gills themselves.
Oh dear.

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Have You Noticed? S.F. Bars and Restaurants Are Sporting Major Wood

Posted By on Mon, Oct 19, 2009 at 4:41 PM

Starbelly: Epic lumber fetish - JEN SISKA
What does say about this particular moment in S.F. that the current cliché of restaurant design is wood? Horizontal planks, vertical boards, new wood, reclaimed lumber. Sanded and varnished or -- more often -- left gray and raw, bristling like three-day stubble. Are they the design equivalent of the sandwich and the beer, of thrift-store flannel and the untrimmed, pube-scraggle beard? Call this new anti-paneling a signifier of anti-artifice, the slightly greasy bottle of A1 on the table that lets you know what you're about to order -- though it might set you back $30 per entrée -- is seriously real. And hey, if you scrape the crap out of your forearm while squeezing into the seat next to the wall, too bad: You totally should've been wearing your long-sleeve flannel in the first place.

Where are the city's best places to get rustic? Find out after the jump.

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The Five Halloween Candies You Don't Love for Their Taste

Posted By on Mon, Oct 19, 2009 at 4:19 PM


In the hierarchy of Halloween candy, there's the obvious wins, like full-sized candy bars or Reese's peanut butter cups. There are the obvious fails like toothbrushes, pennies, and the homemade cookies that are probably delicious but that your parents will inevitably throw out for fear your next-door neighbor is a child-hating poisoner. And then there's the candy you're always excited about finding within the confines of your pillowcase, even though it actually, when you think about it, doesn't taste that great.

1. Pixy Stix

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This tube of technicolor grain rots teeth, gets everywhere, and leaves your tongue looking like a science experiment. Parents hated it, children loved it. You were always stoked when someone was forward thinking enough to hand out Cocaine for Kids.

2. Candy Corn
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Candy Corn has a difficult to define taste all it's own, and a waxy texture not produced in nature. But it's the unicorn of candy, available for just a few weeks in October before disappearing from shelves. Plus, it's fun to see if you can bite the pieces off right where the color changes.

3. Smarties

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Smarties are boring. Little, mundane tablets whose flavor is neither offensive nor exciting, Smarties speak to the way children romanticize the mundane parts of adulthood. How many times has a kid popped one and pretended they were taking an aspirin, because the very act of taking aspirin seemed somehow grown-up and important? Turns out, getting a headache wasn't the orgy of maturity we hoped it would be.

4. Wax Teeth
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Remember when eating wax seemed like a really good idea? These things were tailor-made for hammy photo shoots and chasing your brother around.

5. Ringpops
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Ringpops were the ultimate in self control. How long could you flaunt your bling before you reduced it to a nubbin, half of which constituted a sticky oil spill across you knuckles? Not to mention, how fabulous did you look? But you're still Jenny from the block.

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Hey, Crybabies: Tonight's Tacolicious BOGO Bash is All About You

Posted By on Mon, Oct 19, 2009 at 3:20 PM

Chipotle chicken (top) and short rib tacos from Tacolicious: Happy now? - M. BRODY
  • M. Brody
  • Chipotle chicken (top) and short rib tacos from Tacolicious: Happy now?
Tacolicious's buy one, get one free taco special at Laïola (2031 Chestnut at Fillmore) is happening on account of fairness. As explained on the Tacolicious blog: yes, it's unfair that today is Monday and the weekend is over. We'll buy that. And we bet that some of you will find consolation in the idea of margaritas and beer, followed by two-for-one chorizo-potato and shot-and-a-beer-braised-chicken tacos. Other menu items include Little Gem salad with avocado, chicken pozole with all the fixins', and tacos filled with guajillo braised short ribs, rock cod, and lengua. The Tacolicious crew normally sells Thursdays only at the Ferry Building, which, again, for some of you might seem totally unfair -- especially those of you who don't work nearby. Tonight's BOGO special is happening from 5 to 7 p.m. only. Apparently, fairness only stretches so far.

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From Our Dreams to the Streets: That Guy's Fries

Posted By on Mon, Oct 19, 2009 at 3:10 PM

Double-fried for your pleasure. - T. PALMER
  • T. Palmer
  • Double-fried for your pleasure.
It wasn't that long ago that SFoodie was having a laugh by trying to dream up what would be the next form of casual (i.e., unlicensed) food cart to hit the streets, and french fries came up as a possibility. Barely a blip later and our editor John Birdsall had tipped us off to the imminent debut of That Guy's Fries.

On the last TGIF, we braved the wind-whipped maiden voyage of TGF, taking in some baskets of double-fried, skin-on potatoes ($3) with ketchup, honey mustard, and lemon aïoli

for dippin'. They were good -- not transcendent or anything -- but good enough for the moment (and, we suspect, plenty of moments to come).

What it proved most to us is that if we can dream it, the carts will eventually come. What should be next?

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NorCal Asia Society Eighty-Sixes David Chang After New York Chef's Diss of S.F. Restaurants

Posted By on Mon, Oct 19, 2009 at 2:19 PM

Blame it on the ah-ah-ah-alcohol. - NYC WINE & FOOD FESTIVAL
  • NYC Wine & Food Festival
  • Blame it on the ah-ah-ah-alcohol.
A spokesman for the Asia Society confirmed that the organization canceled an event with New York superchef David Chang for Nov. 9, after Chang made disparaging remarks about chefs in San Francisco. "Regrettably, it's true," said Robert Bullock, program director for the Northern California chapter of the Asia Society. Chang -- chef/owner of the Momofuku family of Manhattan restaurants, including Ko and Noodle Bar -- made the remarks before an audience at the New York City Wine and Food Festival Oct. 9. According to Grub Street, Chang, who was in conversation with Anthony Bourdain (the two were drinking beer on stage), dissed San Francisco restaurants. "Fuckin' every restaurant in San Francisco is just serving figs on a plate. Do something with your food."

Chang was supposed to appear at S.F.'s E&O Trading Co for an Asia Society food series event celebrating New Asian cooking. "This was going to be the next big thing in this series," he said. "I was really excited about it." But Bullock said he received a note from an S.F. chef participating in the dinner (Bullock declined to name him at the chef's request) he preferred not to mention, indicating a refusal to appear with Chang. "The note said, 'I just can't do this, this is now personal,'" Bullock said. "From my perspective I was stunned." Meanwhile, E&O had rescinded its invitation to host the dinner.

Bullock said going on with the Chang event -- despite the difficulties of scrambling for a new venue -- would have jeopardized Asia Society's relationship with local chefs. S.F. chefs slated to participate in the dinner were Alex Ong from Betelnut, E&O's Arnold Eric Wong and ex-Slanted Door pastry chef Mutsumi Tahara. Slanted Door owner Charles Phan had declined an invitation to appear at the event. Phan told SFoodie his decision was unrelated to Chang's remarks.

"This wasn't just a barstool conversation," Bullock said of Chang's remarks. "It was for the public record, in front of hundreds of people. I understand bad boy talk, but you can't do that in public." The S.F. appearance was expected to be the kickoff for Chang's book tour. Momofuku (Potter, $40) -- the chef's first book -- is set for release Oct. 27.

Bullock said he contacted Chang's representatives to tell them the event had been canceled, but hadn't heard from Chang directly (Bullock believes he's traveling in Spain and unreachable by email). "Personally, I think if he were to come out with an apology, and said, 'I was drunk, I was stupid, I never should have said that,' maybe we could do something with him again in the future. Maybe for the paperback release."

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Don't Believe the Hype: Hubert Keller's Burger Bar is Just Another Pricey Chain. Really Pricey

Posted By on Mon, Oct 19, 2009 at 1:10 PM

Sliders and a shake: The Cheesecake Factory with black truffles? - M. BRODY
  • M. Brody
  • Sliders and a shake: The Cheesecake Factory with black truffles?
Sliders and a shake: Is this the Cheesecake Factory with black truffles?We blush to admit that we got caught up in the hype swirling around Hubert Keller's new Burger Bar. We showed up for a late-night snack on Saturday, its second day of operation, despite having visited the Fleur de Lys chef's Las Vegas Burger Bar shortly after it opened in Mandalay Bay in 2004 and leaving slightly less than, how you say, blown away. But hope springs eternal. Maybe especially when it comes to burgers.

Alas, once we entered the Macy's sixth floor space (reachable after store hours via a dedicated elevator) -- despite its Keller pedigree, the infamous $60 foie-gras- and truffle-slathered Rossini, its extensive beer and abbreviated wine list -- it was eminently clear that this is, after all, a chain restaurant, with all that that implies: beer-sign décor, annoying techno, mini TVs in the booths, T-shirts and mugs for sale, and indifferent service.

Channel surf 'n' turf: Booths come with their own TVs. - M. BRODY
  • M. Brody
  • Channel surf 'n' turf: Booths come with their own TVs.
The rather overwhelming, eight-page oversize menu offers a choice of four basic meats (Black Angus, $9.75; sustainably farmed Country Natural, $10.50; and American Kobe beef and buffalo, both $16.50) and four non-meat patties (veggie, salmon, and turkey, all $8.50; and chicken breast, $9.25), served in six different buns, with tomatoes, onions, lettuce, and dill pickles.

Special orders not only don't upset Burger Bar, the kitchen apparently craves them. There's a list of more than 50 add-ons for customizing your burger, ranging from the expected (cheeses and bacons) to the less so (asparagus, pineapple, and pesto) to the downright unexpected (black Perigord truffle sauce, grilled half-lobster, and black truffles -- the latter a whopping $30).

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DeLise Dessert Café Brings New Life to Bay Street

Posted By on Mon, Oct 19, 2009 at 12:04 PM

Eloise and Dennis Leung: A sweet couple. - T. PALMER
  • T. Palmer
  • Eloise and Dennis Leung: A sweet couple.
DeLise Dessert Café (327 Bay at Powell), which opened Oct. 16., is a new venture from Dennis and Eloise Leung, pastry chefs for the shuttered Bong Su.

"They let us create whatever we wanted," Dennis Leung told SFoodie of the couple's former employer. "It was a really great place to work." But the Leungs have a lot to celebrate these days. Besides opening their

first café, they're also expecting their first

child next month.

Chocolate and blueberry muffins, tomato scones, and banana coffee cake. - T. PALMER
  • T. Palmer
  • Chocolate and blueberry muffins, tomato scones, and banana coffee cake.
At DeLise, expect an array of small, artful bites. Most offerings are sweet, but we did sample a lovely tomato scone. We adored a sugar-coated blueberry muffin that was just bursting with juice, and similarly rationed a couple of miniature pecan-chunked banana coffee cakes. A chocolate chip cookie captured that elusive combo of soft and chewy. Four Barrel coffee drinks are also on offer.

The selection of frozen desserts usually includes a mix of regular, sugar-free, and vegan options. On opening day, we delighted in vegan coconut-kaffir lime sorbet, peach frozen yogurt, and -- the true star among stars -- pesto ice cream, deep green in color and studded with whole pine nuts (pic after the jump).

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Blue Bottle Oakland is Due Tomorrow. You'll Have to Wait for the Bookmaker's Sandwiches

Posted By on Mon, Oct 19, 2009 at 11:56 AM

A traditional letterpress: Good for wedding invitations, and also sandwiches. - CSCOTTA/FLICKR
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  • A traditional letterpress: Good for wedding invitations, and also sandwiches.
It looks like tomorrow will see the dawn of primo caffeine in Oakland, as Blue Bottle's new roasting facility (with attached retail café) is slated to open at 300 Webster (at Third St.), a circa-1923 warehouse blocks from Jack London Square. The site will also house Blue Bottle's production kitchen (they've been renting kitchen space in Hunter's Point). Late last week, Blue Bottle was in the process of moving from its longtime roastery on Beach Street in Emeryville. "It's been kind of a long transition," said Blue Bottle's Michelle Ott. Hours at the Oaktown café are 8 a.m. to 2 p.m. weekdays.

Owner James Freeman told SFoodie the new kitchen should allow company culinary director Bryan Waites to expand Blue Bottle's food offerings, as well as do certain things in house -- like roasting turkey breasts for sandwiches. (Freeman's wife, Caitlin, will use the new kitchen to produce pastries for Blue Bottles, including the dessert café at SFMOMA.)

But the most exciting new food development might come in a few weeks, when Freeman hopes to unveil Blue Bottle's Bookmaker's Sandwich, inspired by Belgian truck drivers' food. "You take a crusty sweet loaf, cut it in half, put in your filling, and crank it down in this bookmaker's press," Freeman explained. After half an hour, what you get is something dense and compact, Freeman said, not quite like a panino. "It's surprisingly heavy," Freeman said, which is why Belgian truckdrivers took to it: They could pack multiple days of nourishment into a few hefty sandwiches. "It becomes like this mono-textured sandwich that's like astronaut food or something."

Experiments have gone on at Freeman's house with a 50-pound letterpress -- he called it a small one. Among the fillings so far: Prather Ranch steak, and a shiitake mushroom blend. Expect to see the first few experiments for sale in the next few weeks.

John Birdsall contributed to this post.

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Should S.F. Be Taking to the Barricades to Demand RN74's Super-Posh Burger?

Posted By on Mon, Oct 19, 2009 at 10:48 AM

RN74: Sworn enemy of democracy? - PAUL TRAPANI
  • Paul Trapani
  • RN74: Sworn enemy of democracy?
Tom Robbins once wrote: "Columbus discovered America, Jefferson invented it, Lincoln unified it, Goldwyn mythologized it, and Kroc Big Mac'd it. It could have been an omniscient computer that provided this land with its prevailing ambiance, it might have been an irresistible new weapons system, a political revolution, an art movement, or some gene-altering drug. Isn't it just a little bit wonderful that it was a hamburger?" In September's burger-themed issue of Saveur, contributor Leslie Brenner, restaurant critic for the Dallas Morning News, less loftily echoed his sentiment, calling the hamburger "a potent symbol of good old American ingenuity and entrepreneurial independence."

Ironically, at Michael Mina's RN74 in the Millenium Tower down on Mission Street (301 Mission at Beale), the iconic hamburger is not something pretty much anyone can enjoy. If you want to munch on this restaurant's luxurious rendition of the standard -- a rich grind of rib eye and brisket, topped with Burgundian mustard and sandwiched between halves of a brioche roll -- you'll need to fork over nine times what you pay at In-N-Out -- and own one of the building's multi-million-dollar condos.

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As quoted in Grub Street late last week, Mina's weird, grammatically iffy rationale for excluding non-owners from hamburger heaven ("We really have a restaurant concept that we want to keep the way it is.") strikes us as completely silly. Restaurants often prepare a signature dish on the sly. However, they don't usually keep most of their customers from ordering it. How does this aspect of RN74's "restaurant concept" affect the dining experience? Are non-owners bummed they can't tuck in their ties, terrorize some herb fries, and attack a burger that most assuredly delivers on the promise of its pedigree? Do they despair, even as they order delicious-sounding yet less exclusive dishes like pumpkin soup with bacon-rosemary dumplings, and juniper oil and prime beef carpaccio? Do proud owners gloat as they douse their buns in ketchup? If an owner dines with a non-owner, might the non-owner, under the circumstances, have a burger? Does anyone really care, especially when the San Francisco outpost of Hubert Keller's Burger Bar opened Friday?

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