Let's do lunch:
Mondays call for comfort foods, the edible equivalent of the fetal position. SF Weekly restaurant guru Meredith Brody advises finding security in the spicy mabo ramen and salmon sashimi at Suzu Noodle House (1825 Post at Webster, 346-5083).
Drink therapy:
Dude: You haven't been working out those pecs just to keep them hidden under some Banana dress shirt. Flaunt your investment at Shirts Off Monday (9 p.m.-2 a.m.), and score $2 Rolling Rocks and $3 shots of Goldschlager, Jim Beam, or Cuervo at Cheap Ass happy hour, Chaps Bar (1225 Folsom at Eighth St., 252-5018), 7-9 p.m.
No attainment but in bargain drinking. Taste enlightenment at A to Zen Hour, featuring specially priced noshes and specialty libations, Ponzu (401 Taylor at O'Farrell, 775-7979), 4:30-6:30 p.m. With enough drinks, you just might find yourself meditating on your cocktail napkin.
