Damn you, Google employees! Isn't there enough work to keep you busy? This is starting to get ridiculous. I mean you people have time to gain 15 pounds in the first year, become in-house food critics on the side, and eat unlimited chocolates. But that wasn't enough: now you make specialty ice cream flavors (mint vanilla, cayenne chocolate) for co-workers in your apparently endless spare-time! And on top of all that, you're badgering DoubleClickers for eating all your food? I'm starting to wonder if Google is really just an elaborate cover for a human veal farming operation ala Soylent Green. Or maybe I'm just masking my own pitiful jealousy. (via Valleywag)
-- B.B.
All-you-can-eat seating for Oakland A's games this season: Drop a cool $35 for a seat and you get UNLIMITED hot dogs, nachos, peanuts, popcorn, soda, and ice cream. Yes, ice cream too. The free-for-all ends after the 7th inning, which is fine because by then you'll be ready for some Pepto and a nap. Call it ballpark concession therapy: you can finally make up for all the times as a child you begged your parents for $5.00 nachos and ended up with stupid dry-roasted peanuts instead. Obesity epidemic? What obesity epidemic? Purchase tickets. (via SF Metblogs)
-- B.B.
