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Thursday, November 29, 2007

Late Night Pizza Ban To Reduce Drunken Fighting? Yeah, Sure.

Posted By on Thu, Nov 29, 2007 at 9:00 AM

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City officials are considering whether to order late-night pizza parlors Cable Car Pizza and Broadway Express Pizza to start closing early (by which I mean 2:00 a.m.) in North Beach in an effort to reduce drunken frolicking (by which I mean fighting) in the streets after the area bars and clubs close. I don't know when the last time the city's Planning Commission got wasted and hung around North Beach in the middle of the night was, but if they gave it a shot, they might realize a few of the cardinal rules of drunkenness:

1. Hungry drunks are quicker to anger.

2. Food, especially greasy-ass pizza, soaks up booze and often soothes the savage drunk.

3. Standing in line at a pizza parlor increases the time between your last drink and your drive home.

Pizza Pizza by roy.wagner on Flickr

-- Brian Bernbaum

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