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retirement party at the city courthouse for superior court judge Richard Kramer featured handcuffs, a whip, and a stripper wearing a Confederate battle flag on her clothes. What happened?
· The party planner was from South Carolina and hasn't been watching the news since 1958.
· The stripper was an actual cop.
· The heart wants what the heart wants.
· It was a retirement gift from Judge Judith Scheindlin, who sent her regrets at not being able to attend personally.
· This is nothing, Gavin Newsom had three Ukrainian prostitutes reading
Democracy in America at his retirement party.
· The party accidentally got a little offensive, and they decided to go all in.
· This is nothing: Willie Brown webcast his retirement party from Kink.com.
· They thought it wasn’t offensive because the flag came down.
· It was really just a dry run for a scene at Up Your Alley.
· This is what happens when you don’t have a strict Originalist interpretation of the Constitution.