When the ancient Polynesians invented surfing, they often used a paddle to help them navigate. Fast-forward a few millennia, and Stand-Up Paddleboarding, or SUP, finds itself trendy again. Part of its increasing popularity is that standing upright allows surfers to spot waves more easily and thus catch more of them, multiplying the fun factor. Paddling back to the wave becomes less of a strain as well. The ability to cruise along on flat inland water, surveying the sights, is another advantage. Finally, its a good core workout. If youre sold on the idea, schedule an intro SUP lesson, free with board and paddle rental, and you may find yourself riding the waves like a Polynesian king.More
Many of us remember coming home from our elementary schools with freshly glazed pinchpots, cups, or whatever else our young imaginations could conjure up. Saturday mornings at the Randall Museum can bring that memory back, or create a new one for the youngsters. Ceramics make great gifts — especially on Mothers' and Fathers' Day. Hop on board for the Randall's once-weekly class, and for $6 and two weeks to have your work fired and glazed, you'll have all the materials you need.More
December is almost over - the New Year is coming up and everyone is busy drying off from the rain or holiday shopping. Let's take a look at what's happened this month.
Nob Hill Theatre, the all-genders-welcome male strip club, is holding it down on Bush Street, and after several decades of D, it's still S.F.'s only place to see full-frontal guys up close, seven nights a week (for $20).
December is almost over - the New Year is coming up and everyone is busy drying off from the rain or holiday shopping. Let's take a look at what's happened this month.
Welcome to I AM YOUR QUEEN, a Pride Month series on the Exhibitionist that endears itself to the power-fems who secretly orchestrate global affairs from a bunker deep beneath Aunt Charlie's.
When Holotta Tymes first went to Finocchio's to work, even though she had already made her living in drag, she knew she had made it.
"Finocchio's, world-famous for the finest of female impersonators for 63 years, closed in 1999. It was a show that many strived to be cast in," Tymes told SF Weekly. "I remember how excited I was. The showroom was dated but under the darkness of the candlelit tables, it was magical. The first time I worked there, it still had a live band, and the show was both live and lip-synch. So many famous female impersonators/drag artists had worked there and now so was I!"
The dressing rooms were technically in another building, "through an alley way, up a flight of stairs, in what was a Old Victorian apartment."
"Many of the rooms were turned into the dressing rooms, some divided, including what had been the kitchen at one time," Tymes said. "I remember being nervous and getting unpacked and set up for my debut, doing my makeup, getting dressed, and coiffed. Just before curtain, as I stood in an evening gown dressed to the nines, covered in rhinestones and jewels, I realized I had to pee."
She'd already had a tour of the entire dressing area, but still no idea where the bathroom was.
"I ran back through the alley, up the stairs and ran around looking for the facilities," she said. "There was one door I had not been through, but I had no idea where it went. I opened it to find an old porch, with a bunch of discarded items on the end, and used doors screwed together to make walls around a slab of cement with a old toilet in the center, and a single light bulb hanging with a pull string. I ran in, slammed the door, and I stood on the filthy, urine-stained floor almost in the dark, realizing I had made it! I was using the official 'outhouse for the performing arts.' I stood peeing where the likes of Charles Pierce had!"
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Holotta Tymes
What name(s) do you perform under?
My name is Holotta Tymes.
Where do you perform?
I work or have worked at the world-famous Finocchio, the Starlight Room (for Sunday's a Drag), Club 1220 walnut creek, Oasis, the Lookout, the Stud, and across the country.
How long have you done drag?
I have been performing for well over 20 years. I started when I was 7 [guttural laugh].
Does your Holotta Tymes have a back story?
I don't really have a back story, but have created a whole Tymes family tree. My sister Hobuncha Yymes, brother Justin Tyme, mother Anyo Tymes, grandma Grand Ol' Tyme, grandpa Outta Tyme, etc.
Do you have a theater/performance background?
I grew up doing theater as well touring shows, so I have a history on the stage.
Is realness important to you? Genderfuck? Something else?
I'll do what ever I need to for whatever character, so sometimes it's about being real, others it's about a character, or ridiculousness to get a laugh.
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Holotta Tymes
When you were starting out, what was the biggest hurdle?
My biggest hurdle starting out was being so tiny compared to the rest of the cast in many of the professional shows. I'm only 5'2", so most shows would have to be careful putting me near other girls in the shows, so that they didn't look humongous. Being short in that situation was not an asset.
What do you love most about drag?
I'm shy. Being in drag allows me to do something I might not do while out of drag. I'm a natural comedian, so I'll do just about anything to get a laugh. I impersonate celebrities, so the when you hit the stage and you hear the reaction when they get the character, it's a great feeling.
Have you had any trouble with Facebook's "real" names policy?
My name was an issue with Facebook at one point. After the rally and start of the protests, I was able to get it back with the help of Sister Roma. It was so frustrating and many are still having the issue.
What's your day job?
I make my living as a female impersonator.
Does your mother know?
My mom does know. My family is very supportive and has come to many shows over the years.
Bio:
Peter Lawrence Kane is SF Weekly's Arts Editor. He has lived in San Francisco since 2008 and is two-thirds the way toward his goal of visiting all 59 national parks.
Sub Pop recording artists 'clipping.' brought their brand of noise-driven experimental hip hop to the closing night of 2016's San Francisco Electronic Music Fest this past Sunday. The packed Brava Theater hosted an initially seated crowd that ended the night jumping and dancing against the front of the stage. The trio performed a set focused on their recently released Sci-Fi Horror concept album, 'Splendor & Misery', then delved into their dancier and more aggressive back catalogue, and recent single 'Wriggle'.
Opening performances included local experimental electronic duo 'Tujurikkuja' and computer music artist 'Madalyn Merkey.'"