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Monday, December 8, 2014

He's Baaack!: Naughty Elf on the Shelf Returns

Posted By on Mon, Dec 8, 2014 at 8:10 AM

click image Hell yeah he is! - @THEELFGONEBAD
  • @theelfgonebad
  • Hell yeah he is!

There's something just too sweet and innocent about the Elf On The Shelf, with his permanent smile and impossibly blue eyes. He's supposed to sit in your house, keeping watch over the season and monitoring your kids behavior. But what goes down when your not around? These pics don't paint a pretty picture.

Beer Pong: This is tame compared to the other stuff this guy does in his free time, but c'mon, man. You're supposed to be watching the kids!

click image @504ROUXGAROUX
  • @504rouxgaroux

End Of The Night: Haven't heard the word wino in a while, but #wino seems to fit this pic perfectly.

click image @MRSPETTY06.29
  • @mrspetty06.29

Rolling Dice: Bumblebee's waiting for some snake eyes.

click image @BIG_JUBES
  • @big_jubes

Scarface-ing: Look at him, ruling over his criminal empire. 

click image @TIAHNARAE
  • @tiahnarae

Cat Torture: Clearly this elf isn't a cat person. Surprisingly, the cat doesn't seem concerned. - @BEXY1984
  • @bexy1984

Peanut Butter: Someone help that dog. Does anyone know the number for the ASPCA?

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Porn Director: It's a dirty job, but someone's gotta do it. Rest assured, all of the dolls involved are over 18 and receive biweekly STD checks.

click image @BRYANA_JO
  • @bryana_jo

Bondage: Now he's in a pickle. How did he expect to get out of that by himself? 

click image @CALEXOTICS
  • @calexotics

Jigsaw Killer: Who knew the elf was the mastermind behind those Saw movies? This trap is pretty diabolical.

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Baby Prank: What a jerk. At least the baby didn't wake up...

click image @DAM1AN111
  • @dam1an111

Justice: Finally! Looks like his life in the fast lane finally caught up with him.

click image @TAMARAD12
  • @tamarad12

Check out the things we caught the elf doing last year: "Naughty or Nice?: Elf on the Shelf Gets #Naughty".
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