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Thursday, September 18, 2014

A Show So Bad We Had to See It: "The Mysteries of Laura" Pilot

Posted By on Thu, Sep 18, 2014 at 2:19 PM

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An ex-boyfriend and I would always get the Sunday Chronicle  and then circle all the movie reviews in which the “little man” wasn’t even sitting in his chair; flicks so bad they had to be good, right? It worked, because we caught films like Showgirls in cinematic wonder, washing it down with Milk Duds and popcorn. I tend to do the same thing now with Metacritic, the amalgamate that tallies reviews of shows from several sources and assigns them a number from 1 to 100.

Debra Messing’s newest vehicle (jalopy?) is The Mysteries of Laura, and it sits way down at the very bottom of Metacritic's list, scoring a pathetic 37. Score! The only show that has received a lower score is The Unauthorized Saved By The Bell Story. I had to watch it.

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Journey Back to Oz: Over the Rainbow As You've Never Heard It Before

Posted By on Thu, Sep 18, 2014 at 12:00 PM

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On Saturday, September 27, San Francisco Symphony's Davies Hall will become a movie palace when The Wizard of Oz screens on a giant screen. 

When Judy sings the iconic "Over the Rainbow," or when her friends bemoan the fact that they're in need of brains, hearts and courage, the symphony orchestra will take over, performing the film's familiar score live from the orchestra pit while the film unspools before the audience.  

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Getting Ready for the Folsom Street Fair: A Dogumentary

Posted By on Thu, Sep 18, 2014 at 10:06 AM

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While we can't say it carries any real weight as a documentary film (other than being unscripted), this short video titled DOGumentary, filmed via GoPros, does provide an accurate glimpse into what Folsom Street Fair attendees will see.

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The Write Stuff: Jeff Von Ward on the Piquant Top of an Unreachable Andean Mountain

Posted By on Thu, Sep 18, 2014 at 8:00 AM

The Write Stuff is a series of interview profiles conducted by Litseen, where authors give exclusive readings from their work.

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Jeff Von Ward is a San Francisco Bay Area writer, author of Mormonia: Stories, and director of "The Space Invaders: In Search of Lost Time", a documentary film about arcade game collectors. He works in tech and in his spare time helps curate three reading series: Writing Without Walls, The Bernal Yoga Literary Series, and the MFA Mixer. He is also the managing editor of Samizdat Literary Journal.

When people ask what do you do, you tell them?

I don’t know that anyone has ever asked me that specifically, until now! I’ve been asked: Spare change? Can I see your ID? Wanna buy some weed? Where do you work? How much money do you make? Where you from originally? How long have you lived in the Bay Area? How old are you? (or When did you graduate from high school?) Where do you live? Where is that? Do you rent or own? When will you be home? Can you pick up some milk? How was your day? What did you do this weekend? What’s for dinner? Do you believe in god? What do you want to do with your life? Are you happy?

Now if someone were to stop me on the street and ask me this question, I would probably have to consider his or her intent. Is it a probing existential query or asked in drunken jest? I suppose a fine line exists between the two, but here I have the luxury of being as prolix as I’d like since I’m typing, which I guess suggests that I enjoy writing, which is true, and, more importantly, the subject of your column. But writing is just the piquant top of an unreachable Andean mountain, and really a microcosm of life, an attempt to embrace the mysterious worlds that exist inside and outside of each of us, am I right? So we try to make the inchoate a little more (in)comprehensible.

That was awfully pretentious wasn’t it?

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