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Monday, September 8, 2014

The Leftovers' Season Finale: "The Prodigal Son Returns"

Posted By on Mon, Sep 8, 2014 at 1:51 PM

click image Good God, this show could use some Lemony Snicket - WORDPRESS
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  • Good God, this show could use some Lemony Snicket
So this was apparently the season finale, which is good because it sure seemed like one.

The Guilty Remnant went up in flames and Holy Wayne died. Jill finally seems like she's tired of being a messed up teenager, Kevin finally seems like he's tired of being a messed up police captain, Nora finally seems like she's tired of being a messed up grieving widow/mom, the pastor finally seems like he's tired of feeling put upon by God. And us for us viewers, well, we're tired of being hit with more symbolism than The Book of Revelations. 

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Opening the Mail 55 Years After It Was Delivered

Posted By on Mon, Sep 8, 2014 at 11:51 AM

The inadvertent time capsule with a working door bell. - MOLLIE MCWILLIAMS
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  • The inadvertent time capsule with a working door bell.


This weekend we opened our mailbox — 55 years since the prior tenants had locked it up one last time. You may be wondering how did this happen, how do people just not open their mailbox? At some point, we now assume about 55 years ago, they added a mail slot to the bottom of the front door, then locked and painted over the mailbox, directing USPS to use the door. But not everyone got that memo right away — specifically, Bud Graham the electrician, home cleaning services business-owner Sue Vera Tinkler, Ethel (friend of the former tenant), a "southern born spiritualist" Miss Jackson, and the 1959 San Francisco mayoral candidate Russell L. Wolden and 1959 supervisor candidate John Abraham. But before we get to the mail, let's start with the fact people have been walking by a mailbox for 55 years without noticing there was something in it. (Yours truly included.)

This Saturday, as we were saying goodbye to our mom, the send-off at the front door turned into a lengthy conversation (as that tends to happen with moms), and we started fiddling with the mail slot. Noticing our lack of concentration on the subject at hand she directed her gaze to the mailbox and said, "Hey, there's something in there." Our gaze went down the mailbox to the small, decorative holes near the bottom of the box, and lo-and-behold, there was an envelope pushed up against the inside of the box. We then went to work with our MacGyver tools  — a hanger, a paperclip and two paint brushes — and shimmied the mail up and out the original slot it had been stuffed into (as the paperclip key didn't work).

And this is what we found:

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The Brittany Murphy Story

Posted By on Mon, Sep 8, 2014 at 10:00 AM

Brittany Murphy, flawed like all of us. - THE STIR
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  • Brittany Murphy, flawed like all of us.
What a long, strange bio-pic it's been.

Lifetime could've gone in so many directions, yet chose the oddest one imaginable: completely whitewash everything. Do they not know that you cannot libel the dead? They could've said that Murphy was a Satanist, or mainlining crystal meth, or even a pedophile. Instead they blamed her career nadir on her mother's breast cancer and Brittany's choice to care for her instead of concentrating on her fame. There was no mention of anorexia or drug addiction, two things that had to have been going on in her life. She was tossed off projects and became a pariah; you don't get that way by having pneumonia. 


Amanda Fuller did a good job, however, despite Murphy's father bitching nonstop about her before the film aired. In fact, he apparently had zero to do with her life, so how dare he even have an opinion about the movie? He says the actress was poisoned. Murphy's mother Sharon says that the house that they bought from Britany Spears and Justin Timberlake was loaded with toxic mold (insert joke here). The fact that Brittany's husband Simon Monjack ended up dying of the same ailments — and a pesky overdose — lends credence to mom's theory, imho. 

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Boat is Where the Heart Is: Tour Floating Homes in Sausalito September 20th

Posted By on Mon, Sep 8, 2014 at 8:00 AM

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"What if my house was a boat?" that's not just a high-idea, it's the daily reality for residents of Sausalito's floating homes community. The fleet of houseboats decorating Richardson's Bay has always made for an idyllic drive into Marin; now the gorgeous interiors and work of artists who occupy them will be on display at "The Artistry of Waterfront Living," with guided tours and live music from 11 a.m. to 4 p.m. on Saturday, September 20.

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