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Thursday, August 28, 2014

Miranda July's New App: Let a Stranger Verbally Deliver your Text Message

Posted By on Thu, Aug 28, 2014 at 12:25 PM

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What if someone sent you a text message and it arrived in person, delivered by a stranger, with the works — crying, hand holding, and colorful language. This may seem like some weird idea for a movie — and it is that — but it's also a very-real app. You can send and deliver these in-person text messages in San Francisco through Miranda July's Somebody App

We've become accustomed to Miranda July's public-involved art pieces, it was just last year we opted into her email exchange between famous people and their friend and families on various life topics titled "We Think Alone," but you may be more familiar with her 2005 full-length film Me and You and Everyone We Know. And this app, and accompanying short film, are very much July — the film is a good place to start in understanding this odd app.

The short film starts out with a freckle-faced, red-headed teenage girl sending her boyfriend a break-up message while he readies a picnic (presumably for the two of them) in a park; a nearby "somebody," in this case an athletic black man, receives the text for Caleb, along with his image, and proceeds to sit down at the edge of the blanket and (through fake tears) read her message. The movie continues on from there, unrolling features of the app as it goes, such as rating the message delivery-person, and including items the message delivery-person should do, such as fist bump, hug, and even kiss, the friend/lover/enemy you're sending the message to.

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Are You a Good Cook? MasterChef Casting Call

Posted By on Thu, Aug 28, 2014 at 10:55 AM

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You know you make a great potato salad, everyone tells you that it's the best — even better than grandma's — and you've just been waiting to share your culinary talents with the world. Well, you're in luck. MasterChef is looking for you. 

The casting agents are coming to San Francisco on September 13, from 10 a.m. to 6 p.m. (Prescott Hotel, 545 Post) to find contestants for the fifth season of the show. If you've been living under a rock, the show is hosted by Gordon Ramsay and focuses on plucking amazing cooks from their kitchens and transforming them into staples in the culinary scene; this of course if achieved through a series of  cooking challenges that whittles down the contestants until there is one cook who is crowned the MasterChef. According to the Mirror, many winners from the UK version of the show have gone on to lucrative careers in the cooking world. 

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Love in the Time of Rent Control: Q&A with "Love Is Strange" Director Ira Sachs

Posted By on Thu, Aug 28, 2014 at 10:00 AM

Left to right: Alfred Molina, John Lithgow and Director Ira Sachs - PHOTO BY CLAY ENOS, COURTESY OF SONY PICTURES CLASSICS

Here's a peculiar idea for a charming end-of-summer movie that just might work: Write and direct an intimate portrait about an older gay couple in Manhattan who finally marry after nearly four decades of loving devotion only to face unexpected economic turmoil soon after.

Sound appealing? Well it should because Ira Sachs' latest film Love Is Strange is that perfect slice of counter-programming that serious yet fatigued filmgoers yearn for in a summer movie season mostly ruled by an intergalactic talking raccoon and lovestruck tweens. 

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The Write Stuff: Alia Volz on Not Settling and Being Difficult to Manipulate

Posted By on Thu, Aug 28, 2014 at 8:00 AM

The Write Stuff is a series of interview profiles conducted by Litseen, where authors give exclusive readings from their work.

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Alia Volz’ stories and essays are found in Tin House Magazine (forthcoming), ZYZZYVA, Defenestration and The Writing Disorder’s “Best Nonfiction of 2012” anthology. She lives on the foggiest block in her hometown of San Francisco with a bewhiskered bookseller and two rabbits. Alia has recently completed her first novel, a mean little cowboy noir in which all of your favorite characters die. Stalk her at aliavolz.com or @aliavolz on Twitter.

When people ask what do you do, you tell them… ?

I’m a Spanish interpreter by trade, so I usually start there. I might also wiggle my fingers in what I think of as the universal sign for writing. It probably looks like I’m threatening a tickle attack.

What's your biggest struggle — work or otherwise?

I’m a perfectionist. It can be positive, in that it forces me to craft sentences carefully. But it slows me down. I over-analyze and agonize over inessential details. I spent four years on a novel another writer could have done in two. I am learning to let go, but it’s hard.

If someone said I want to do what you do, what advice would you have for them?

Travel. Get lost. Don’t wait until you have enough money in the bank; just sell your shit and go. Buy a plane ticket and trust yourself to scrape cash together in time. It may feel like you’re living in the world, but you’re only living in one version of it, one paradigm among infinite possibilities.

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