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Monday, July 28, 2014

The Leftovers: Gladys

Posted By on Mon, Jul 28, 2014 at 2:00 PM

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Could this show possibly be too depressing for most people? It’s not every week you see a woman tied to a tree, dripping with blood and begging for her life while she’s being stoned to death. Yes, it’s Biblical, and that’s why the pastor is suspected. It’s actually a good guess, even though he insists these cult members are “already dead.” But wouldn’t a traumatic incident like that jolt the Guilty Remnant out of their self-imposed passivity and get them to really feel? And wouldn’t that give the pastor souls to save, feelings to assuage, love to channel?

Whatever feelings the cult is suppressing seem to be soaked up by Kevin the sheriff, played by Justin Theroux. His angst is palpable, and this week he seems to reach an acceptance that his marriage is over. That’s good because it’s obvious he’s about to take up with the woman who lost her whole family. They keep making googly eyes at each other. He desperately needs affection and I’m guessing their first sex scene will be frenzied.

If the show is about existentialism, then I suppose it’s ironic that at this point I am questioning its existence. Where is it going? What is it trying to tell me? Does anything matter? In that sense I suppose it is “art,” since there are representations of universal themes. It’s still TV though, folks, and we use the medium to escape from tedium. A more pronounced plot is probably not going to happen though. There’s a lot going on here, yet nothing going on. I suppose that’s what the Guilty Remnant are saying.

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Real Girl's Kitchen: Softball Follies

Posted By on Mon, Jul 28, 2014 at 11:00 AM

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 I’ve taken to calling Haylie Duff by Duff Everlasting, after the book Tuck Everlasting that I had to read when I was a kid. She is “everlasting” because she’s constantly on, constantly plugging her book, constantly fake-real. Man I’m hard on this chick. She seems nice enough — she just reminds me of girls I have spent my entire life avoiding.

This week her goddamn model friend is back and they plan on playing softball with a group of guys, girls against the boys. They also challenge the men to a cook-off of sorts; each side brings lunch and a winner will be chosen. Duff was being tricky though because she knew the girls would lose the softball game but could win the food olympics.

First she creates a beet salad with goat cheese, something that I wouldn’t think would travel well to a ballpark. The model acts like she’s never seen a beet or ever tasted vinaigrette; perhaps she’s just not used to eating, period. Then they head to Fat Sal’s sandwich shop and build a ridiculous bunch of them with fried mozzarella sticks, french fries, an egg, and philly cheese steak all shoved into buns. Lunch wouldn’t be complete without her signature strawberry shortcake in mason jars (from her cookbook — did she mention she has a cookbook?) which is something I’ve frankly seen done about a million times before. Still, it’s always pretty adorable.

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San Andreas Filming on Nob Hill — Look at All That Parking

Posted By on Mon, Jul 28, 2014 at 9:49 AM

This weekend we stumbled upon the filming of the earthquake movie staring the Rock: San Andreas. The crew was set up in front of VJ Grocery, which sits on Taylor at Clay — and as always — the most unrealistic aspect of the filming was all the parking. Forget the mentions of the movie featuring a cruise ship hitting the Golden Gate Bridge, you could have parked a boat on this street. 
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Why We Can't Have Nice Things: Erotic Children's Literature Contest at Booksmith

Posted By on Mon, Jul 28, 2014 at 8:00 AM

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It was just over a year ago that three leaders of the San Francisco literary community quietly gathered to plan the destruction of books.

The trio included Amy Stephenson of the Haight bookstore The Booksmith, and Casey Childers and Steven Westdahl, co-founders of Write Club SF. The nefarious trio met over after-work beers to envision what would ultimately become Shipwreck, a local answer to Ray Bradbury’s classic Fahrenheit 451, or as they bill themselves, “San Francisco’s Premier Literary Erotic FanFiction Competition.” The recurring show now regularly sees audiences of over 100 for its collaboration between Booksmith and The Write Stuff. The Aug. 7 show at Booksmith takes aim at the dystopian children’s classic, The Giver.

The Giver, which debuts as a movie next month is the achingly sweet middle child in a literary family that counts A Brave New World and The Hunger Games as siblings. The slim dystopian novel, consumed by young children and savored by their older counterparts, is without a hint of sexual energy (sex is purely reproductive in The Giver) and thus so rife for erotic parody. The three founders of Shipwreck debate which novel to destroy over a lengthy email thread in the weeks leading up to the event. Past successes have included Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, The Hobbit, and The Chronicles of NarniaA Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy was the most popular event to date. Nate Waggoner won The Catcher in the Rye Shipwreck competition with a piece where Holden Caulfield stands in a bar, trying to recall the word phony:

"My uncle had to have both his knees replaced after a treadmill accident," said the tall one. It must have had something to do with a previous conversation. "So now he has these faux knees."
What was the word for these people? Charlatans? Impostors? Frauds? I was going just about half crazy trying to remember it.
"Ugh, my battery's almost dead," the princess says, looking down at the weird little white screen she kept banging away at with her fingernails all night. "This place is really not meeting my phone needs."
They were a real bunch of ... Boy, I just couldn't think of it. Pretenders? Impersonators?"

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