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Tuesday, April 1, 2014

Never Dine Alone Again: IKEA's LONE Singleton Dining Table

Posted By on Tue, Apr 1, 2014 at 7:01 AM

Hello? Is it me you're looking for? - IKEA
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  • Hello? Is it me you're looking for?

Take yourself on a romantic dinner date with IKEA's new LONE singleton dining table. Just imagine holding hands as you gaze into your eyes and split a bottle of wine with yourself. Maybe two bottles. Maybe more. Turn on some tunes, we're fans of "Hello" by Lionel Richie, and enjoy being alone -- with yourself.

The table-for-one hit IKEA Malaysia's Facebook page in late March, and the comments have been amazing.

And while we think this may have been an early April Fools' Day joke, it hasn't been confirmed yet! We just thought the table was so absurd that the only day to share it was today. Happy dining!

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