If you've ever browsed the real estate site Zillow, you know it's pretty boring -- endless page scrolling through million dollar two-bedroom homes. So when we were alerted to this listing, we knew that this could possibly be the best house to ever grace the site that we'll likely never really need to use.
Behold, 639 Cayuga Ave.:
Don your best green apparel, the 163rd annual St. Patty's Day parade is happening this Saturday at 11:30 a.m. It starts on Market (at Second Street) and winds its way up to Civic Center Plaza, where it then unfolds into a sea of green.
After the parade you can head over to the O'Reilly's St. Patrick's Day Block Party for a round of Guinness, before partaking in the Crossroads' Third Annual St. Patrick's Day Bar Crawl -- where you'll undoubtedly drink more Guinness.
San Franciscans are all too familiar with cramped spaces and obligatory shoulder-to-shoulder contact with strangers.
