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Wednesday, December 11, 2013

Naughty or Nice?: Elf on the Shelf Gets #Naughty

Posted By on Wed, Dec 11, 2013 at 1:06 PM

Naughty Elf on the Shelf and the girls gone wild. - @JAXXTHENAUGHTYELF

Elf on the Shelf has come a long way from his humble beginnings in 1950s Japan.

In six decades, he's gone from cute and festive novelty toy to decadent and promiscuous sex prop with a penchant for porn and defecation.

Usually thought of as one of Santa's little helpers, like in the 2004 children's book by mother/daughter team Carol Aebersold and Chanda Bell, Elf on the Shelf was meant to simply oversee our children's behavior and then report back.

However, with the advent of social media, hashtags and our collective dirty minds, Elf on the Shelf has now traded the North Pole for the stripper pole.

Hashtag #naughtyelfontheshelf allows Instagram users to post revealing photos of this otherwise well-meaning elf in rather compromising positions. Clearly he doesn't mind.

SF Weekly has compiled some of the best entires. Join us for this rendition of "The Twelve Days of Christmas: Naughty Shelf Elf Style."

Naughty Elf on the Shelf puts his dick in a box.

Naughty Elf on the Shelf flips channels in search of Amish porn.

Naughty Elf on the Shelf practices safe sex. Lots of safe sex.

Naughty Elf on the Shelf is bi-curious.

Naughty Elf on the Shelf hates kitties.

Naughty Elf on the Shelf pranks your kids.

Naughty Elf on the Shelf bakes chocolate chip cookies with homemade ingredients.

Naughty Elf on the Shelf came in like a wrecking ball.

Naughty Elf on Shelf surfs the net for more porn. The Vaseline came in his stocking.

Naughty Elf on the Shelf reads smut.

Naughty Elf on the Shelf practices BDSM.

Naughty Elf on the Shelf commits murder.

For events in San Francisco this week and beyond, check out our calendar section. Follow us on Twitter at @ExhibitionistSF, Jonathan at @jonramos17, and like us on Facebook.

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