The embarrassment institution that is Mortified is back Friday, Sept. 14 at the DNA Lounge. Whenever this event comes to town I feel the need to share some of my own embarrassing middle school stories with you. That's only fair, right?
Actually, I really don't care about being fair. Because if there's one thing I learned in my teen years it's that life is not fair. Life is a joke. And sometimes jokes are like fine wine -- you have to let them age to perfection. I feel like it's about time I aired some of these middle school memories. So, here's to hoping one of these girls stumbles on this story and gets the punchline after all these years.