This week on Game of Thrones: Stannis and Renly Baratheon call each other stupid, threaten each other with death; Daenerys Targaryen and her khalasar arrive at the gates of the "greatest city that ever was or will be;" Arya Stark is held prisoner in the most depressing place that ever was or will be, at least until season three; and Stannis Baratheon and Melisandre become the proud parents of my nightmares.
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