In case you're not an avid viewer of daytime televisual melodrama, you may not realize that
James Franco's character in long-running soap,
General Hospital, just got (dun-dun-duuuun!) killed off after over two years of sporadic and consistently ridiculous appearances. If you've never seen James Franco in
General Hospital, it is highly likely that you don't give a damn about this news. But if you've never seen James Franco in
General Hospital, you are probably unaware that his character in the soap was a modern artist/ serial killer (yes, you did read that right), named (this is really the cherry on top), Franco. Uh-huh. Stay with us here because it gets better.