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Here's another important story from People Today, the important magazine of important stuff. Outraged at all the attention foreign film starlets like Sophia Loren were receiving in the early '50s, a young woman was moved to do what any of us would: snap some swimsuit shots and send them to the media, for patriotism or something.
In the accompanying article, Gladys insists that "red-blooded American girls" are not just "dried-up substitutes" for the international beauties parading through the press. People Today adds that Gladys just turned 18, measures 38-24-36, and -- quite unlike those non-American beauties who dare hail from non-American countries -- contains multitudes:
"Let's see, what rhymes with 'Brigitte Bardot is feebly enfleshened'?"
Shocking Detail:
To the men at People Today, an American girl like Gladys was worth much more than any other. They could even put a number on it, as we see in this illuminating feature titled "What's Your Wife Worth In Cold Hard Cash?" Turns out, a wife's worth is always in inverse proportion to her husband's salary.
Want to be treasured, ladies? Date a broke-ass man!
NOTE TO HUSBANDS: This is collector's value, not street value, based on Near Mint or Mint+ condition. Please bag and board your wife.
Highlight:
Page after page, race preoccupies the publishers' minds. How else to explain this?
Black man, lighter-toned woman, and the caption "Big mouthful"? Sometimes I want to take the 1950s outside and hose 'em off on the lawn.
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