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The Adventures of Kool-Aid Man
Date: 1983
Publisher: Marvel
Questions This Cover Raises:
- In space, can anybody hear you say "Oh, Yeah"?
- When outfitting themselves for space travel, should kids choose jeans and short-sleeve turtlenecks?
- When attempting to save the lives of children held hostage on a spaceship, is it sensible to burst through that ship's hull, thereby leaching away all oxygen, exposing everyone to ultraviolet radiation and explosive decompression, and consigning those children to a blue and bloated death afloat in the the cold vacuum of creation?