No. 89: Kirk Read
It's controversial, but I'll say it nonetheless: If you haven't seen writer/performance artist Kirk Read approach the mic buck-ass naked or take a live shit -- or, better yet, paint with said material -- then you haven't really experienced San Francisco.
"Whoa whoa whoa," you might say. "I don't need to see anyone take a dump outside of Dolores Park!" If you feel this way, then you definitely need some Kirk Read in your life. Read on.