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REAL ASTROLOGY For an Unreal World

Aries (March 21-April 19): A snail can slither slowly over the edge of a razor blade without doing itself any harm. Trained "fire walkers" are able, while in a trance, to take off their shoes and stride unfried over a…
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REAL ASTROLOGY For an Unreal World

Aries (March 21-April 19): In my dream, I'm watching a game unfold on a savanna. The players are both lions and humans. I can't figure out how the game's played, but it involves twisty dancing, ritual fighting, and a wickedly…
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REAL ASTROLOGY For an Unreal World

For All Signs: On Aug. 11, a solar eclipse will anchor an unprecedented astrological array that some are calling a Cosmic Crucifixion. Mars in Scorpio will oppose Saturn in Taurus, creating one arm of the cross, while Sun and Moon…
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REAL ASTROLOGY For an Unreal World

Aries (March 21-April 19): Among certain Native American tribes, the potlatch was a kind of generosity contest. Participants in this ritual vied to give away the most gifts. According to my reading of your current astrological potentials, Aries, nothing would…
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REAL ASTROLOGY For an Unreal World

Aries (March 21-April 19): Stop punishing yourself. Profess your love on one knee. Sing your favorite commercial in your most reverent tone of voice. "Accidentally" drop an open-faced peanut butter and jelly sandwich on the floor in the power…
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REAL ASTROLOGY For an Unreal World

Aries (March 21-April 19): This week's assignment was inspired by a ritual that devout Muslims perform every year during the first morning of their pilgrimage to Mecca. Once before and once after dawn, they cast stones at three 50-foot pillars…
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REAL ASTROLOGY For an Unreal World

Aries (March 21-April 19): I invite you to celebrate your own personal version of Independence Day this week, Aries. For starters, declare your feisty autonomy in the face of unjust pressures, silly time-wasters, covert agendas, self-important authorities, and guilt-tripping people…
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REAL ASTROLOGY For an Unreal World

Aries (March 21-April 19): "I call the high and light aspects of my being spirit," says Tenzin Gyatso, the 14th Dalai Lama, "and the dark and heavy aspects soul." To his formula I would add my notion that the spirit…
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REAL ASTROLOGY For an Unreal World

Aries (March 21-April 19): If you've been living in an apartment the size of the inside of a U-Haul truck, I believe you're ready to move. Likewise, if you've been having dreams that your office cubicle is closing in on…
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REAL ASTROLOGY For an Unreal World

Aries (March 21-April 19): "Opportunity is often difficult to recognize," said William Arthur Ward. "We usually expect it to beckon us with beepers and billboards." Amen to that, brothers and sisters. It's exactly what you need to hear now that…
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REAL ASTROLOGY For an Unreal World

Aries (March 21-April 19): Let's compare your life right now to an unassembled jigsaw puzzle. Let's say, for argument's sake, that this puzzle has 300 pieces, but you're in possession of only 290 of them. My advice would be not…
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    Sub Pop recording artists 'clipping.' brought their brand of noise-driven experimental hip hop to the closing night of 2016's San Francisco Electronic Music Fest this past Sunday. The packed Brava Theater hosted an initially seated crowd that ended the night jumping and dancing against the front of the stage. The trio performed a set focused on their recently released Sci-Fi Horror concept album, 'Splendor & Misery', then delved into their dancier and more aggressive back catalogue, and recent single 'Wriggle'. Opening performances included local experimental electronic duo 'Tujurikkuja' and computer music artist 'Madalyn Merkey.'"

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