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Okay, So the Choices are "No Pay" or "No Job" It's hideously embarrassing, but we recently realized we're flat-out addicted to FuckedCompany.com, the dot-com deadpool. And before anyone accuses us of Schadenfreude -- it isn't that. It's the messages posted…
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Pants, X-Small and X-Large You have to take your triumphs where you find them, so Dog Bites, who had been eyeing the envelope containing the PG&E bill with approximately the same enthusiasm as we might had its contents actually been…
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Trouble at the F-Ex

The Moments That Make Up a Dull Day It must be nice to lead a quiet life. Dog Bites was just minding our own business, fretting about hoochie papas and their sad leather and cowrie shell chokers, and wondering where…
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Bidding While Rome Burns Remember when your high school, desperate to raise morale on days on which the poorly ranked football team had a game, would declare Hawaiian Shirt Day? It worked really well, didn't it? So well that the…
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Abroad in the Hoochie Nation How we got the idea it would be a simple matter to show up at Pac Bell Park, buy tickets from a scalper, and watch the San Francisco Demons kick the L.A. Xtreme up and…
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The Great Uninvited It will come as no great shock to anyone but Dog Bites that, once again, we have failed to make the Nob Hill Gazette's Red Hot Singles List. But this blow to our social profile is nothing…
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Soylent Green Is People! On day whatever of the power crisis, we still couldn't find an old copy of our electrical bill, so we weren't sure of our rotating outage block designation. But down at the supermarket, the aisles were…
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James and Ted in Up in Smoke! People keep asking us, "How can the new Examiner possibly make all the mistakes it makes?" Up till now, we've had to tell these people: We have no idea. Just today, though, Dog…
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The Changing of the Guard Goodness, but City Hall was festive Monday. Dog Bites, who'd arrived a couple of hours early in hopes of securing a seat for the inaugural meeting of the new Board of Supervisors, strolled the halls,…
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Winter in the City Gosh, it's been a nice holiday season. Dog Bites, having tried to write columns at this time of year before, knows perfectly well it's almost impossible to get anyone on the phone between Christmas and New…
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I Left My Heart in ... Uh, How Do You Spell That Again? For a while there we thought it might be kindest to avoid mentioning the Fangxaminer at all. One prefers not to acquire a reputation for cruelty…
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    Sub Pop recording artists 'clipping.' brought their brand of noise-driven experimental hip hop to the closing night of 2016's San Francisco Electronic Music Fest this past Sunday. The packed Brava Theater hosted an initially seated crowd that ended the night jumping and dancing against the front of the stage. The trio performed a set focused on their recently released Sci-Fi Horror concept album, 'Splendor & Misery', then delved into their dancier and more aggressive back catalogue, and recent single 'Wriggle'. Opening performances included local experimental electronic duo 'Tujurikkuja' and computer music artist 'Madalyn Merkey.'"

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