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My Evening With Amber Frey My Evening With Amber Frey Nothing you really wanted to know about Scott Peterson's paramour, presented tediously, for just $20 August 17, 2005

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Dieter Gone Wild

It will be like a kid in an adult candy shop! This is every red-blooded male's dream: being in a room full of porn stars. My mission: infiltrating the FOXE (Fans of X-rated Entertainment) Awards, held at a large nightclub…
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Moonbat Is on the Air

You have to listen for the love on those right-wing talk radio shows where the hosts end up screaming at their invited guests like an angry child with a broken Xbox on Christmas morning. But there is a method to…
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Hate Mail Mon Amour

Having placed in my mouth a sufficient amount of a meatball Hot Pocket for three minutes' chewing, I withdrew my powers of sensual perception and retired into the privacy of my mind, contemplating where the hell did the year go?…
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The Ex Games

Before I tell you how I tracked down all my ex-girlfriends of the past three years -- randomly and unexpectedly calling them up in order to interview them about me! -- it's best I first speak of my distaste for…
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News, Infiltrator The Manly Men of God

The Manly Men of God

The first thing one notices when walking toward HP Pavilion in San Jose is males -- nothing but big groups of men. Not sissy-boy men, but manly men. The kind who go to big sporting events and watch the playoff…
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Hire Me!

My goal: to see if I can be hired for a job using a fake résumé. Also to steal pens during each interview! Preparation: 1 stack of fake résumés 1 white shirt 1 tie 1 pseudonym (Willis Drummond-Willis from Diff'rent…
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News, Infiltrator What Part of "Wait Until Marriage" Don't You Understand!

What Part of "Wait Until Marriage" Don't You Understand!

They solved it. Problem solved. The way to stop teen pregnancy and the spread of sexually transmitted diseases is for teens simply not to have sex. It's just that easy. Teen abstinence is our great President George W. Bush's favorite…
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Send in the Clones

The Koreans are kicking our ass. That's right, we are no longer No. 1 when it comes to pet cloning. South Korea has just cloned the world's first dog. It goes by the name Snuppy. Way to go Korea! The…
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Headbanging for Jesus!

It's always been a dream of mine to get booked on a Christian talk show posing as a guy who fronts a Christian speed-metal band. Thank Jesus -- my prayers are answered. I come across this: The show Miracles Today…
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News, Infiltrator My Evening With Amber Frey

My Evening With Amber Frey

Oh my God! She's coming! She's really coming for an entire evening. An evening with Amber Frey!! Didn't you hear me for Christ's sake? It's AN EVENING WITH AMBER FREY!!! No seriously. The Learning Annex (purveyors of "Stop Dreaming &…
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World Recruiting Championships: Scientology Versus Crunch Gym

Pop quiz hotshot: Which has more assertive membership tactics, Crunch Gym or the Church of Scientology? Hmmm, I wonder. So I put Crunch against Scientology in a head-to-head competition. I know my life is lacking a little something right now.…
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    Sub Pop recording artists 'clipping.' brought their brand of noise-driven experimental hip hop to the closing night of 2016's San Francisco Electronic Music Fest this past Sunday. The packed Brava Theater hosted an initially seated crowd that ended the night jumping and dancing against the front of the stage. The trio performed a set focused on their recently released Sci-Fi Horror concept album, 'Splendor & Misery', then delved into their dancier and more aggressive back catalogue, and recent single 'Wriggle'. Opening performances included local experimental electronic duo 'Tujurikkuja' and computer music artist 'Madalyn Merkey.'"

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