Get SF Weekly Newsletters

Ephraim the Track Bike

Find Stories by Ephraim the Track Bike

Browse by:

Category: Sucka Free City7

Year: 20072 20065

Popularity: Most Viewed Most Commented On Most Shared

Trending

Ask a Track Bike! Ask a Track Bike! April 05, 2006

Recent Articles

News, Sucka Free City Lexington Club Violence Stories Show Anti-Hipster Bias

Lexington Club Violence Stories Show Anti-Hipster Bias

Hi! Like a middle-aged faux-British pop star trying to claw her way out of irrelevance by collecting African orphans, I, Ephraim the Track Bike, once a popular advice columnist in these pages, return to the limelight by providing my dubious…
Tags: , , , , ,
News, Sucka Free City Ask a Track Bike

Ask a Track Bike

So, over the past eight or so months of hibernation, I thought most of you had forgotten about me, until I received the following cry for help. Ahem: Q. Dear Ephraim, I like going to hip-hop shows, but unfortunately I'm…
Tags: , , , ,
News, Sucka Free City

Ask a Track Bike!

And there you have it. My track bike species now starts its slow descent from avant- garde chic to common irrelevance. Disgusting. I mean, I know I've made fun of being hip, but to go back to being a mere…
Tags: , , , , ,
News, Sucka Free City Ask a Track Bike

Ask a Track Bike

Well, it's been a long time since we've hit the road together, folks, and for that I do apologize. You see, my owner recently landed himself a real-life girlfriend, and in an effort to "just, like, grow the fuck up…
Tags: , , , , ,
News, Sucka Free City

Ask a Track Bike!

Welcome back, kids! I have exciting news: The drunk and sweaty ass riding on top of me has changed, but the wee little bike underneath — striving for velocity and truth — remains the same. And much to my joy,…
Tags: , , , , ,
News, Sucka Free City Ask a Track Bike!

Ask a Track Bike!

Hi everyone! Welcome to my tri-weekly advice column, wherein I answer loyal readers' questions about the anomalous habits of San Francisco's track-bike-riding hipster cognoscenti. Three weeks ago I invited you to send in your queries, and send them you did.…
Tags: , , , ,
News, Sucka Free City Ask a Track Bike!

Ask a Track Bike!

Hi everyone! My name's Ephraim and I'm a track bike. What's a track bike? Great question! Track bikes are single-gear bicycles with back sprockets fixed to their back axles, so there's no gear-shifting and no coasting. Given our unique design,…
Tags: , , , , ,

Concert Calendar

Find Any Show in Town

Slideshows

  • clipping at Brava Theater Sept. 11
    Sub Pop recording artists 'clipping.' brought their brand of noise-driven experimental hip hop to the closing night of 2016's San Francisco Electronic Music Fest this past Sunday. The packed Brava Theater hosted an initially seated crowd that ended the night jumping and dancing against the front of the stage. The trio performed a set focused on their recently released Sci-Fi Horror concept album, 'Splendor & Misery', then delved into their dancier and more aggressive back catalogue, and recent single 'Wriggle'. Opening performances included local experimental electronic duo 'Tujurikkuja' and computer music artist 'Madalyn Merkey.'"

Like us on Facebook

Popular Stories

  1. Most Popular Stories
  2. Stories You Missed