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Thursday, June 5, 2014

Neighbor Angry Over Parking Job Leaves Condom on Windshield, Tells Driver Not to Breed

Posted By on Thu, Jun 5, 2014 at 12:39 PM


The shortage of available parking in Bernal Heights leaves us with no shortage of amusing stories and photos to share.

Since the high doses of Prozac hasn't done much to resolve the parking drama in this hamlet, neighbors are now proposing birth control as a new parking strategy. The Bernalwood Press got hold of this very angry note that was penned by an enraged condom user and left on a neighbor's car double parked (?) along Bocana the other night.

Now if only we could convince the DPT to issue condoms in lieu of parking tickets.

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Erin Sherbert was the Online News Editor for SF Weekly from 2010 to 2015. She's a Texas native and has a closet full of cowboy boots to prove it.


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