Update: We found a video of the drunken bison teaser, who was reportedly wearing a long cape with nothing underneath at the time of his arrest. Watch below.
Sunday's Bay to Breakers footrace brought out the usual miscreants -- drunks, public urinators, and of course drug users.
And then there was the naked guy who was busted taunting the city's bison. According to Officer Albie Esparza, an unidentified man hopped over the bison paddock at Golden Gate Park and began "taunting them."
No word on what kind of teasing took place, but from what we're reading on Twitter, the ungulates were not feeling threatened.
Sadly, we have no photo of this scene to illustrate the story. Just use your imagination. Update: Here's the video:
Officers just arrested a naked man in the bison paddock in GG Park. The bison seemed unimpressed— sfpd richmondstation (@sfpdrichmond) May 18, 2014