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Thursday, March 20, 2014

Calcium-Loving Crook Steals Milk From San Francisco Restaurant

Posted By on Thu, Mar 20, 2014 at 10:10 AM

There's plenty of milk to drink in jail
  • There's plenty of milk to drink in jail

Because milking a cow isn't an option in the Bayview, a 38-year-old San Francisco man allegedly robbed a local restaurant for some milk.

The bizarre incident happened at about 1 p.m. yesterday when the thirsty man walked into a restaurant on the 3800 block of Third Street, grabbed a bottle of milk from the fridge and guzzled it down as if he was in his own kitchen.

After quenching his thirst, the suspect put the half-consumed milk back. The restaurateur informed the milk mugger that he had to pay for his drink, but the robber declined and instead tossed a pot of hot coffee at the victim.

The milk thief bolted from the restaurant but only made it across the street before police nabbed him. He was hauled him to jail where there was no use in crying over spilled milk.


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Erin Sherbert

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Erin Sherbert was the Online News Editor for SF Weekly from 2010 to 2015. She's a Texas native and has a closet full of cowboy boots to prove it.

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