Hands down, this is the dumbest form of fare evasion we've yet to see.
Who knows what this local cyclist was thinking when he decided to hop aboard the front of the J train to hitch a ride through Dolores Park. Perhaps, it was a practice run for a Darwin Award?
Thanks to Twitter user @Sara_Sonic for this March 14 post demonstrating what not to do. Ever.
Update: SF Weekly has learned that this incident actually took place in 2011. It remains incredibly stupid, however.
H/T: SF Citizen