Tomorrow, the Bay Bridge closes for five days, which means you are stuck cramming onto mass transit with pretty much every single person who lives in the Bay Area.
And we're not going to sugar coat it: The next five days of your life is going to suck.
But among all the very important things you must know in order to navigate your pending hell (ferry schedules, BART times, parking fees), we felt it was necessary to give those of you who never ride BART a quick sampling of the mass transit culture so you don't feel blindsided.
So here it is, summed up in this Aug. 27 video titled "#BART Shenanigans Old guy A vs. Old guy B"
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