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Tuesday, August 27, 2013

Locals Gang Up on Oregon Driver Who Hogged Two Parking Spaces

Posted By on Tue, Aug 27, 2013 at 8:27 AM

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This is what happens when Bernal Heights' drivers miss a dose of Prozac.

Alas, the Bernalwood Press bring us news and entertainment of more parking drama from the Bernal Heights hamlet, where drivers reportedly ganged up on an Oregon driver prick who foolishly and selfishly took up two parking spots along Manchester Street for one too many days.

Angry drivers, who had no doubt been circling the block for about as long as that car was double-parked, scribbled missives (some heartfelt, others bitchy) and slapped 'em on the foreigner's windshield:

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  • Love, from San Francisco
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It won't be long before there's enough material for a Bernal Heights book of parking haikus.


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Erin Sherbert

Erin Sherbert

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Erin Sherbert was the Online News Editor for SF Weekly from 2010 to 2015. She's a Texas native and has a closet full of cowboy boots to prove it.

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