Well here's something that just might make up for the crappy sleep you had last night.
We came across what might be the best-breakup Craigslist ad ever; the seller is trying to push his or her used mattress on you for $150. And while we can't say for sure this is a good deal or that it'll be the panacea to all your sleep problems, the ad is certainly a wonderful read.
The seller, obviously still raw from the breakup, posted this for-sale ad/diatribe detailing the mattress's many selling points. Aside from having no stains and not being used for any recent sexual escapades, the mattress will cradle you like a baby, allowing you to soundly snooze even while unknowingly sleeping next to a lying cheater.
Have a quick read over the text from this moving ad and consider buying this mattress even if you don't really need it.