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Friday, June 21, 2013

United Airlines Forgets to Pack Toilet Paper on 10-Hour Flight, Travelers Find Other Ways to Wipe

Posted By on Fri, Jun 21, 2013 at 8:28 AM

-- United Airlines
  • -- United Airlines

Yes, flying can get more uncivilized.

A United Airlines flight departing SFO earlier this week, bound for London, reportedly forgot to pack an important item for the non-stop 10-hour trip across the ocean: toilet paper.

So along with a safety demonstration, the airline crew had to instruct passengers to dig around their bags and purses for some alternative wiping machinery -- a napkin, a tissue ...

The crew was kind enough to offer cocktail napkins as an alternative.

Needless to say, passengers were grossed out, and the reactions didn't vary much, saying things like "that's disgusting," and "that's terrible." Another passenger noted that the cost of plane tickets really should guarantee toilet paper.

United Airlines was profusely sorry, but pointed out that stopping to stock up on TP would have delayed the flight, and you know how we all feel about late planes. So the airline issued the following statement Thursday:

We apologize to our customers on this flight for the inconvenience and would like the opportunity to welcome them back.

Now might be a good time to remind travelers that United Airlines was recently ranked the worst airline in the country.

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Erin Sherbert was the Online News Editor for SF Weekly from 2010 to 2015. She's a Texas native and has a closet full of cowboy boots to prove it.


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