SF Weekly has documented extensively its confusion and general objection to sharing a bus seat -- or a bus stop for that matter -- with people trying to get off on Muni.
So we're not that excited (!) to report that another person whacking off got a little too close to Muni last night. Bay City News reported that a 35-year-old man (old enough to know better) was first spotted pleasuring himself outside the California Pacific Medical Center in the Presidio Heights neighborhood yesterday morning at about 9 a.m.
When a witness asked the man to beat it (as in leave), he then relocated his hobby to a nearby bus stop where he reportedly picked up where he left off.
When enough was enough, someone called the cops, who put an end to the show. According to police, the man was detained and later arrested on suspicion of indecent exposure as well as several outstanding warrants, which was, presumably, an unpleasurable experience.