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Wednesday, March 13, 2013

10 Ways to Refer to the Hells Angels Other Than an "Outlaw Gang"

Posted By on Wed, Mar 13, 2013 at 9:10 AM

Hells Angels are so much more than just an outlaw gang
  • Hells Angels are so much more than just an outlaw gang

By Metal Cowgirl

A Nevada judge is putting her foot down in a San Francisco Hells Angels murder case, telling attorneys that they are no longer allowed to refer to the group as an outlaw gang or a motorcycle club, fearing they would not get the fair trial they deserve.

But because the Angels pride themselves on being an outlaw gang, it almost seems it would be unfair to refer to them as anything else. But alas, the judge rules, so here's some synonyms for those unfortunate attorneys who are surely wracking their brains right about now:

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