The news of Mayor Ed Lee's request for bars to curb hard liquor sales on Super Bowl Sunday made it all the way to the freezing state of Minnesota, where at least one possibly drunk dude attempted to debunk the mayor's theory that hard liquor plus football will wreak havoc on San Francisco.
For starters, we're disappointed we didn't find this before the Super Bowl, but it did take a little longer for this enlightening film to make it from this guy's basement to the real world. (It has 39 views, two of which came from us).
In any event, this guy gives as honest an account as one can in a PacMan shirt of how "drunk is drunk," whether you consume beer, wine, or Wild Turkey.
Using various bottles of beer and liquor as his props, he makes a clear, one might even call it a fair argument, as to why curbing hard liquor under any circumstances is "high up there in the world of stupid."
"Even if you were to kick every single drop of whiskey, tequila, rum, and vodka, and all other shit ot the state of California, you still wouldn't stop anything because you can still just get a just as fucked up off this [grabs a beer and chugs]."
"Sorry Mayor, what? Mayor Ed Lee, but this is literally nothing more than you just being a fucking moron."