Public nudists act like running around town without clothes is like Christmas, Hanukkah, and their birthday rolled into one. We had no reason to doubt them, until now.
SF Weekly intern Coburn Palmer shot this photo of this San Francisco nudist who makes going naked look about as exciting as dinner conversation with Mayor Ed Lee.
See also: Here's How S.F. Nudists Would Dress if They Did Wear Clothes
Well, we suppose you would get bored if you had no place to put your iPhone.