It's not every day you can be distracted by an obnoxious nudist's schlong -- and then be distracted again by a low-flying spaceship.
The Space Shuttle Endeavor this morning soared over San Francisco during its cross-country piggyback ride on a Boeing 747. The shuttle will eventually come to a rest at the California Science Center in Los Angeles. In the meantime, however, the small children purportedly traumatized by the nude men cavorting about the Castro can be duped into believing the mounted aircraft are producing a baby Cessna.
You will, in all likelihood, never see a space shuttle fly over the bay again.
You will, in all likelihood, see a naked dude later today.
C'est la vie.
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