A good friend is someone who won't stab you in the back -- or the stomach, for that matter.
Unfortunately, it took some booze and blood for one San Francisco man to realize just how much pain his friendship caused him. According to police, the 23-year-old man was drinking with his buddy at a bar on the 4600 block of Geary Boulevard when things got a little tense.
The friend (for reasons perhaps related to consuming too much liquor?) pulled out a knife and stabbed his dear pal in the abdomen.
The cops arrived at the bar -- just in time for last call -- where they arrested the 27-year-old alleged bad friend and booked him into San Francisco County Jail.
Meanwhile, the victim was taken to San Francisco General Hospital where he was treated for a non-life threatening injury, according to police.
Needless to say, he won't be bailing his buddy out of jail.
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