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Friday, December 16, 2011

List: How Will S.F. Cope with State Spending Cuts?

Posted By on Fri, Dec 16, 2011 at 8:45 AM

The good ol' days are gone
  • The good ol' days are gone
Gov. Jerry Brown recently announced another $1 billion in state spending cuts. How will S.F. cope?



  • Homeless people will have to put up with bupkis instead of crapola.


  • The Recreation and Parks department will announce that we can no longer afford public parks, just like it does every year.


  • Schools will only teach even numbers.



  • The District Attorney will only prosecute hate crimes that are really sincere.

  • Progressives will be 12 percent more impotent.

  • Warren Hellman will buy a slightly smaller diamond-encrusted banjo.

  • Some people will just have to die.

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