Saturday morning, you will find screaming victims writhing on the ground throughout city parks. Throngs of trained rescue workers will be on hand to carry them off on stretchers.
Be not alarmed, dear San Franciscans. This is not a zombie flash mob, and no, you didn't miss Halloween. Loma Prieta II did not strike while you were sleeping off your hangover.
entertaining, if not downright life-saving.
The training sessions will be going on during mid-morning hours at North Beach Playground, Hamilton Recreation Field in the Western Addition, Holly Park in Bernal Heights, Parkside Playground in the Outer Sunset, and Balboa Playground in Mission Terrace.