Boy are we glad we read the paper today! In Thursday's Examiner newsmakers section, enigmatic James Franco is revealed as having produced subpar amateur porn in his younger days -- a bad decision that preceded his bad decision to host the Oscars in a glazed monotone.
Considering the story was about porn and James Franco, it's unfortunate that it ended the way it did -- or rather did not. The last line of the blurb is as follows:
But now Franco wants to show the rest of the world how difficult it is to make sex on tape sexy ... he's making a documentary with a certain San Francisco
Really, that's how it ends -- this article fails to climax. Thus the question is prompted: Franco is making a sex documentary with a San Francisco what? Here's what we'd pay to see:
"A certain San Francisco bridge."
Well, this would certainly be a more jolly documentary than the last one.