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Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Sewage Deposits Lead to Beach Closures

Posted By on Wed, Dec 22, 2010 at 12:25 PM

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Long walks along the beach need not be romantic. As is all too often the case, heavy rainstorms result in overflowing sewers leading to foul detritus littering the bay. To put it bluntly, beaches in our vicinity are currently despoiled with what 17th-century London diarist Samuel Pepys would have called "great heaps of turds."

Four San Mateo county beaches have been closed today due to an overabundance of the material Pepys found in his basement. Swimmers are advised to avoid the following spots:

  • Linda Mar Beach and Rockaway Beach in Pacifica;

  • Lakeshore Park and Aquatic Park in San Mateo's Marina Lagoon.
click to enlarge You can't outrun sewage
  • You can't outrun sewage

Incidentally, San Francisco has negotiated a nifty provision with the state that prevents us from being find for dumping our feces into the bay. Why? Because we're one of two cities in the state that has a "combined" water treatment system that handles both sewage and stormwater. As you'd expect, massive influxes of rainwater can -- and do -- result in discharges of untreated sewage straight into the bay.

So as you walk along San Francisco's shoreline and come across great heaps of turds, you can at least take solace in the fact they aren't costing the city any money.

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Joe Eskenazi

Joe Eskenazi

Joe Eskenazi was born in San Francisco, raised in the Bay Area, and attended U.C. Berkeley. He never left. "Your humble narrator" was a staff writer and columnist for SF Weekly from 2007 to 2015. He resides in the Excelsior with his wife, 4.3 miles from his birthplace and 5,474 from hers.

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